<div class="box speech-bottom success">
  <em>Everything is</em><br/>
  <strong style="font-size: 50px;">OK</strong>
</div>
<div class="box speech-bottom error speech-push-right">
  <span style="font-size: 30px;">Oops!</span><br/>
  Something <strong>wrong</strong> happened!
</div>
<div class="box speech-bottom">
  Hi, I'm SpeechDiv Threepwood, <br/>
  a mighty pirate!<br/>
  <strong>Really!</strong>
</div>
<div class="box">
  Here's what you need for a barrel of Grog:
  <ul>
    <li>Kerosene</li>
    <li>Propylene Glycol</li>
    <li>Artificial sweeteners</li>
    <li>Sulphuric acid</li>
    <li>Rum</li>
    <li>Acetone</li>
    <li>Red dye nº2</li>
    <li>SCUMM</li>
    <li>Axle grease</li>
    <li>Batery acid</li>       
  </ul>
  And/or
  <ul>
    <li>Pepperoni</li>
  </ul>
</div>

@import "compass/css3";

/* apply a natural box layout model to all elements */
* { -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -webkit-box-sizing: border-box; box-sizing: border-box; }

body
{
  background: #345;
}

.box.error
{
  border-color: #922;
  background: #922;
  color: white;
}

.box.success
{
  border-color: #292;
  background: #292;
  color: white;
}

.box
{
  min-width: 50px;
  min-height: 40px;
  border-color: #CCC;
  background-color: #CCC;
  color: #555;
  display: inline-block;
  position: relative;
  padding: 10px;
  font-size: 13px;
  margin: 20px;
  border-radius: 10px;  
  box-shadow: inset 1px 1px 0px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.2),
              inset -1px -1px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.6),
              0 14px 6px -10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3);
}

.speech-top:after
{
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  width: 0;
  height: 0;
  top: -19px;
  left: 10px;
  border: 10px solid;
  border-color: transparent;
  border-bottom-color: inherit;  
}

.speech-bottom:after
{
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  width: 0px;
  height: 0px;
  top: 100%;
  left: 10px;
  margin-top: -2px;
  border: 10px solid;  
  border-color: transparent;
  border-top-color: inherit;
}

.speech-push-right:after
{
  left: 100%;
  margin-left: -30px;
}

$(document).ready(function(){
  $('.box').each(function(){
    var randDegrees = Math.round(Math.random()*40)-20;    
    $(this).css('transform','rotate('+randDegrees+'deg)');
  });
});