<main>
  <div>
    <span>A cat in a business suit sitting in a chair like a human at a table. He has a cup of coffee and has lowered a newspaper, looking thoughtfully into the distance.</span>
    <p>
      I should add
    </p>
    <p>
      A fuck-ton of ARIA
    </p>
  </div>
</main>
@import url("https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Roboto+Condensed:700");

body {
  padding: 0;
  margin: 0;
  font-family: "Roboto Condensed", sans-serif;
  font-size: 9vw;
  line-height: 1.4;
  background-color: #000;
  color: #fff;
}

div {
  width: 100vw;
  height: 73.5vw;
  margin: 0;
  color: #fff;
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  background-position: 50% 50%;
  position: relative;
  background-size: contain;
  background-image: url(https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/s.cdpn.io/2729/thoughtful-cat.jpg);
}

span {
  position: absolute;
  top: auto;
  overflow: hidden;
  clip: rect(1px 1px 1px 1px); /* IE 6/7 */
  clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);
  width: 1px;
  height: 1px;
  white-space: nowrap;
}

p {
  position: absolute;
  font-weight: bold;
  padding: 0;
  box-sizing: border-box;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  line-height: 1.1;
  font-weight: 700;
  text-shadow: -0.01em -0.01em 0 #fff, 0.01em -0.01em 0 #fff,
    -0.01em 0.01em 0 #fff, 0.01em 0.01em 0 #fff, -0.05em -0.05em 0.05em #000,
    0.05em -0.05em 0.05em #000, -0.05em 0.05em 0.05em #000,
    0.05em 0.05em 0.05em #000;
}

p:nth-child(2) {
  top: 0.5vw;
  left: 0;
  right: 0;
  margin: 0 1vw;
  text-align: center;
}

p:nth-child(3) {
  bottom: 0;
  left: 0;
  right: 0;
  margin: 0 8vw;
  text-align: center;
}

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