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<h5>AvE WordList</h5>
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<table id="aveTable" class="table-bordered table">
    <thead>
      <tr>
        <th>Word</th>

        <th>Type</th>

        <th>Definition</th>
      </tr>
    </thead>

    <tbody>
      <tr>
        <td>Aerospace grade aluminum flying culvert</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A culvert is commonly the pipe that runs under a road, providing a path for
        water to run under a road without washing out soil. So basically, a big metal
        tube.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>[The] Alley Express</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>Online &ldquo;Chinese junk&rdquo; retailer, AliExpress.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ancillary Entitlements</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Unnecessary accessories included to further a marketing agenda.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>A loose wing nut on the steering wheel</td>

        <td>exp</td>

        <td>Referring to an issue with the driver or operator</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Adjustamente</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Adjust. able to be adjusted</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Angle of the Dangle</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Set angle for a tool bit or piece of material in a machine.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Armstrong</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A non-hydraulic, manually operated screw press.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Art Bin</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Trash can</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Audiofool</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A person that is enthusiastic about high-fidelity sound reproduction. (AvE
        uses &lsquo;fool&rsquo; to imply they really know nothing about sound) [From
        &ldquo;Audiophile&rdquo;] [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Apprentice Marks</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Scratches, rough edges or cosmetic damage imparted or found on a part caused
        by an unskilled or uncaring apprentice or by a skilled master (who passes the
        blame to the apprentice).</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Astroglide</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Lubrication. [Non-AvE word - brand of personal lubricant]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Batterlation</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Batteries. See also; &ldquo;[Las] Baterias.&rdquo;</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ball-parker</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Any low-quality measuring device, incapable of giving consistent accuracy and
        precision, being instead merely &ldquo;in the ballpark.&rdquo;</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Barking Spiders</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A species of arachnid which emits a mating call resembling the flatulence of
        the industrious human male. Olfactory sensation may be disregarded.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Basal Platten</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Base plate. [Non- AvE word, from Turbo Encabulator description.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>[Las] Bater&iacute;as</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>The batteries. [Non-AvE word; Spanish language.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>beer</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A unit of time equating to how long it takes to drink a beer. Can be halved
        and quartered to mean partial beers.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bendy</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>A rigid part or tool which has already been bent. &ldquo;Have to find another
        drill bit. This one&rsquo;s bendy.&rdquo; [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Better Three Quarters</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>AvE&rsquo;s wife. Derived from &ldquo;My Better Half.&rdquo;</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Betwixt</td>

        <td>prep.</td>

        <td>Archaic form of &ldquo;between&rdquo; [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Big Rock Candy Mountain (in the Sky)</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A low person&rsquo;s idea of an impossibly-fanciful paradise, where amazing
        things are commonplace. &ldquo;&hellip;right from the Big Rock Candy Mountain:
        Shenzhen&mdash;ten bucks!&rdquo; [Non-AvE word, originates from a folk song of
        the same name.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Big Bertha</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. AvE&rsquo;s biggest vise. 2. Euphonious phrase for biggest example of
        something in its class [non AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bird Dog</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>AvE&rsquo;s dog. It appears to be a Golden Retriever.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bitch Mittens</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Rubber gloves.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bits &lsquo;n Pickles</td>

        <td>exp</td>

        <td>Variant of the usual phrase, &ldquo;shits &lsquo;n giggles.&rdquo;</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>The Black and Decker tool company. Variations: Hack and Wrecker, Whack and
        Pecker, Smack and Checker, Sack and Pecker.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Blonde Cunt Hair</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A nominal width. (Engineers are also known to use Red Cunt Hair (RCH) as
        well.)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Blonde One</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A common censoring of , a precision machinists&rsquo; slang term for one half
        of a thousandth of an inch. (According to AVE&rsquo;s ruler scale) 0.0005
        &ldquo;When you&rsquo;re machining, you can always pluck a blond one
        away&mdash;you can&rsquo;t put one back.&rdquo; [Non-AvE word] See also,
        &ldquo;Red One.&rdquo; Other variations include &ldquo;Half Blonde,&rdquo;
        &ldquo;Black One,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Mediterranean.&rdquo;</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Blueberry</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Bluetooth. Proper noun 1. Blackberry.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bob&rsquo;s Your Aunty</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>It&rsquo;s just that simple. Or &ldquo;everything will be fine&rdquo;.
        [Non-Ave word, a variation on the Irish phrase &ldquo;Bob&rsquo;s Your
        Uncle.&rdquo;] &ldquo;There you go&rdquo; the common meaning.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>BOLTR</td>

        <td>acronym</td>

        <td>Bored Of Lame Tool Reviews</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Booby Jizzler</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>Remarkable or excellent. Variation of Bobby Dazzler. [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bottom Side Topwise</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>1. A flip of the phrase &ldquo;upside down but it means the same thing.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bumble Fuck</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Idiot 2. AvE (sometimes can be Uncle Bumble Fuck) 3. A place in the middle
        of nowhere [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bumblefuckery</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. The act of goofing off, or engaging in unproductive and/or silly
        activities. 2. The actions of idiots. See &ldquo;Bumble Fuck 3. Chaos, mayhem,
        nonsense, discord, or disorder in general.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Buck Off</td>

        <td>v</td>

        <td>1. To part off.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Brain Box</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Computer. See &ldquo;Confuser</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Buna-N</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Nitrile butadiene rubber. Usage &ldquo;Buna-N O-Ring. See also,
        &ldquo;Condom. Butyl Rubber (Polyisobutylene) is aka Butylene-Nitrile rubber
        (Buna-N).</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Buna-N Condom</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Vibration damping and protective rubber seal, usually between a bearing
        and an open housing.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Canadian Peso</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. Canadian Dollar 2. Reference to Canada&rsquo;s devalued currency. Also
        called Canuckistan Kopeks, a reference to former soviet currency.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cattywampus</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Misaligned, oblique, diagonal, bent. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Carbon foam</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Very well done toast. Also known as Ablative Tile. 2. Pyrolysed bread -
        Excellent thermal properties great for use in a refractory. 3. Euphemism for
        wood.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cadillac of automobiles</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. The top of the line.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chinglish</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. The language in which instruction manuals accompanying parts made in China
        are written. A portmanteau of Chinese and English. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cheese-grade</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Referencing any low-grade fastener prone to failing and/or stripping
        threads. 2. Referencing any low-grade part or material. 3. Drill bits only
        suitable for drilling holes in cheese. 4. A euphemistic variant of
        cheese-dick.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chinesium/Chineeseium</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Any low-grade material (metals, plastics) originating from China. [Non-AvE
        word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chintzy (Chin-see)</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Cheap and of poor quality. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chooch</td>

        <td>v</td>

        <td>1. Synonym for work or perform. &ldquo;This pump just will not chooch! -
        reference to steam engine drive pistons.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chooch Factor</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Arbitrary measure of how well something works. &ldquo;That ought to
        increase the chooch factor considerably. // 2. Aggressiveness of a cut or
        ambition of an action. &ldquo;Clearly had to reduce the chooch factor, but the
        Ol&rsquo; Girl likes it better.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chowdered</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Marred, galled, or otherwise damaged, usually beyond repair. &ldquo;This
        bearing is chowdered to fahk.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chris</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. The name AvE has used to refer to himself.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Clapped-Out</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Worn out due to age or excessive clapping (innuendo), &ldquo;Never attempt
        this on an old clapped-out bridgeport mill. [Non AvE word, British slang]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>[the] Cock for Dolly</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. A perfect fit. 2. Especially appropriate. [Non AvE word, Newfoundland
        slang maybe.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cold as a whore&rsquo;s heart</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Very cold, e.g. -5&deg;C / 20&deg;F.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Con Carne</td>

        <td>exp</td>

        <td>1. A meaningless phrase added to the end of &ldquo;Queso. 2. As part of
        &ldquo;Silly Con Carne. Sili-con-carne is used as slang for silicone. [Non-AvE
        word, from Spanish, literally &ldquo;with meat.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Confuser</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. A computer, microcontroller, or any sort of integrated circuit.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Corntact</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Shouted aloud as a way to warn others that something bad might happen due
        to one's own intentional discrete action. From the phrase &ldquo;contact. Such
        words might be shouted as someone is about to start an engine or close some giant
        electrical contactors. Pilots used to yell &ldquo;contact before starting a
        propeller driven airplane; now they yell &ldquo;clear prop so the juicy bags of
        meat will move out of the way lest they become a grease stain on the tarmac and
        bend a propeller.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Craptacular</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Precisely not spectacular. [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Crapped-Out</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Broken or dysfunctional. (see &ldquo;Clapped-Out) [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Crappy Tire</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. Canadian Tire, an auto parts retailer/hardware store/general merchandiser.
        Synonyms: Cambodian Dire, Cambodian Tire, Ukrainian Tire, Crafty Liar. [Non-AvE
        word Canadian slang.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cromulated</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Made cromulent. Corrected or forced to work.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cromulent</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Fine, acceptable. Suited to the task. [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons.]
        But see also; Cromulated, Cromulicity &hellip;AvE words.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cromulicity</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. The measure of how cromulent something is.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Crusty</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Crude and unsophisticated, esp. of an electronic circuit. 2. Built down to
        a price, as cheaply as possible. [Non AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Cuntstain Targlide - Tungsten Carbide</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. The paragon of materials. Also pronounced cuntstain tongue-glide.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dead Nuts</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Accurate. Precision-machinists&rsquo; slang for cases when a part or
        measurement currently is, or needs to be, accurately sized; usually to within a
        few thou. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Deflummox-cised</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. The complete drain of a battery cell.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Diaper cream</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Thermal paste.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dick beaters</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Hands. (Also: Dirty Dick Beaters) [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dilly of a pickle</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. In a situation without any good options.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dinosaur Squeezings</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. A petroleum or natural gas product.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Do-Re-Mi</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Money.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Doobly-Doo</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. The description and/or comments section of a Youtube Vijayo. [Non-AvE
        word.] (Also: Choochily-chooch which is an AvE variation.)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dodgery</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Screwing about. (See &ldquo;Bumblefuckery) [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dry as a Popcorn Fart</td>

        <td>exp. adj</td>

        <td>1. Very dry. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dunderheaded</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Stupid (often in reference to a mistake). [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dungarees Frankenstein</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. a measurement of temperature; Degrees Fahrenheit.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dungarees Science</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. a measurement of temperature; Degrees Celsius. May also be a reference to
        Celsius being a SI derived unit.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ear-Hole Pluggers</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Ear plugs; insertable noise reduction devices for reducing hearing damage
        in loud environments.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Eat-A-Fruit</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. Adafruit, specialist electronics supplier Incl. Arduino &amp; the
        Raspberry Pi.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Elastometer</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Elastomer, a natural or synthetic polymer having elastic properties, e.g.
        rubber.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Elec-chicken</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Electrician 2. Pixie-wrangler</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Empire of Dirt</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. All the shop&rsquo;s cluttered tables and storage areas. [Possible
        reference to NIN/Johnny Cash song &ldquo;Hurt?]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Farmer Wrench</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. An adjustable wrench. (See also: Swedish Nut Lathe)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fart Smeller</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. An individual, typically male, of respectable intelligence i.e. a smart
        fellow or &ldquo;smart feller. Often used by AvE to refer to other YouTube
        uploaders he admires. [Non AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fabricobble</td>

        <td>v</td>

        <td>1. To build or construct a component, device or structure in an amateurish,
        non-professional way, often quickly and using materials on hand. Portmanteau of
        &ldquo;Fabricate and &ldquo;Cobble.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Family maintenance checks</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Child support checks. (Source)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Festering Stool</td>

        <td>proper n</td>

        <td>1. Festool. German power tool company. Subject of at least two BOLTRs.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fetch</td>

        <td>v</td>

        <td>To get stuck.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Flea Bay</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>1. eBay, source of all manner of toys, from rare skookum choochers to
        chintzy, chinesium garbage.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Flesh Cutter</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. A flush-cut or side-cut wire cutter.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fluffery</td>

        <td>adv</td>

        <td>1. To hand finish a part. A fluffer is someone who maintains the readiness of
        male pornography actors between camera takes. Presumably using their hands in
        this context.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Foreskin</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Foresight.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>For Tom Sachs</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>1. A euphemistic variant of &ldquo;For Pete&rsquo;s Sake which is a
        euphemistic variant of &ldquo;For Christ&rsquo;s Sake. Tom Sachs is an American
        contemporary artist who runs his shop in NYC.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Free ninety nine</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>1. Inexpensive, affordable - usually free.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Freedom Dollars</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. US dollars. Also, freedom bucks.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fuckery</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Chaos, nonsense, or generalized bullshit. (see &ldquo;Bumblefuckery)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Full Pull</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Full scale. 2. All the way. Origin is from tractor pulls. [Non-AvE
        word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fudge Factor</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. A figure included in a calculation to account for error or unanticipated
        circumstances, or to ensure a desired result.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gargler</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>The Google search engine. Often, &ldquo;the gargler.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gas Axe</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. Chainsaw (US). Oxy-Fuel cutting torch (UK).</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gettin&rsquo; Spot</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A store, often in the business of selling tools or other hardware.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gizzards</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Internals of a complex electronic device or machine. [Non-AvE word; the
        gizzard is a digestive organ in some animals, mainly birds and lizards.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gland End</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The &ldquo;business end of any long part. Term origin is in hydraulics, but
        AvE usage may be found in any context. [Non-AvE word.] Euphemistic reference to
        the Glans Penis, the sensitive bulbous structure at the distal end of the human
        penis.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Grand marteau</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>French meaning large hammer.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gravity</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Mass, weight. &ldquo;Ho-ly! She&rsquo;s got some gravity to &lsquo;er!
        [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gonorsyphilherpeaides</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A hazardous result of exposure. Might be derived from:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n85uq3vb8w</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hack-a-ma-saw</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A hack saw.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hand fist</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>Masturbate.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hand job</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To drill by hand.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hangulation</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Angle.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hazard Fraught</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>Harbor Freight, purveyor of cheap tools. Synonyms: Horror Fright, Horrible
        Freight, Hazard Fraud, etc.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>High fructose cornsyrup and red dye number five</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Ketchup. (Source)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Home Gamer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A hobby or solo machinist working in a home shop. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Homeless Despot</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>The Home Depot. (Also: Homeless Deathspot)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hoo-haa rattler</td>

        <td>Proper noun</td>

        <td>A vibrator. Referring to the fact that the object at hand could be used as a
        female pleasuring device.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hooped</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>caught in a situation that has no obvious solution. [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hot Snot</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Hot glue or other thick, obnoxious, glues or end-of-production PCB coatings;
        &ldquo;They just hot-snotted that board in there. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hot dog down a hallway</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>1. A loose fitIronically, a perfect fit. (Source)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hot supper</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>1. Working it very hard, 0%. Commonly as &ldquo;given her the hot
        supper.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>HPHT</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Hot Pink Hockey Tape. Reference to High-Pressure/High-Temperature.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Japscrap</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>What your daddy named his low-grade tools &amp; material before China got
        into the game.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Infernal Combustion Engine</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Internal Combustion Engine</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Jazz Hands</td>

        <td>verb.</td>

        <td>To type. &ldquo;I did the ol&rsquo; jazz hands routine on the gargler and
        found this.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Jeezless</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Spiritless. [Unknown. Reminiscent of &ldquo;Jesus, but usage is totally
        different. &ldquo;If I can fix the Jeezless thing.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Jelly Bean[er]</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Any IC or simple active electronic component now so commonplace that its
        price is negligible and its brand is largely irrelevant. [Non-Ave Word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Jeweller&rsquo;s Hammer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Any especially large or heavy hammer or mallet-like implement. [Non-AvE word,
        but is an AvE joke since a real jeweller&rsquo;s hammer is a very small, delicate
        hammer. Canadian spelling, as AvE is Canadian.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Jean-Guy&rsquo;s Your Uncle</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>Similar to Bob&rsquo;s Your Uncle, Jean-Guy is a common french name.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Juicy Jizzer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A liquid pump, esp. for machining coolant.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Keener</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A person who is who is extremely eager, zealous, or enthusiastic. [Non-AvE
        word, Canadian slang]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Kick at the Can</td>

        <td>exp. 1. An attempt, a try.</td>

        <td>A testing or trial period.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Kilobuck</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. $1000. Kilo being the SI prefix for 00.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Let the [Magic] Smoke Out</td>

        <td>exp.</td>

        <td>Physical failure of a part, usually a circuit component. Comes from the
        tongue-in-cheek explanation that all electronic chips run on magic smoke trapped
        inside &mdash; and naturally when you see any magic smoke escape, the chip is
        dead. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Little Chickadee</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>AvE&rsquo;s daughter. Abbreviated to chickadee. (Also: chicken)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Lil&rsquo; Screwy</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>The name AvE gave his &ldquo;100 ton screw press. See also: &mu;-Screwy.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Makin&rsquo; Chips</td>

        <td>exp.</td>

        <td>A term for machining, sarcastically implying chips are the goal. Comes from
        the cutting off of metal chips in machining. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Mao&rsquo;s Dollarama</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>Any retailer of cheap Chinesium garbage. From Mao Zedong, Chinese communist
        revolutionary, and Dollarama, a Canadian dollar store chain. Also: Chinada.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Marzel Vanes</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Reference to &ldquo;Turbo-Encabulator product description -
        Pseudo-Engineering technobabble.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Marketing Wank</td>

        <td>noun trade.</td>

        <td>1. Gimmick; a trick or device intended to attract attention, publicity, or A
        person who comes up with said gimmicks</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Mass of the Ass</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The material, substance, part, or object being worked on. Commonly referred
        to as being poorly or correctly induced (influenced/affected by) by the Angle of
        the Dangle. (see &ldquo;Angle of the Dangle)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Masochist</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Person who hand works tree carcasses. Also known as a woodworker.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Metric shit-ton</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A lot.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Mo' Powah</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>More power.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Molybdenum disulfide</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A lubricant comprising molybdenum and sulfur. Can often be extracted for use
        in tools from the wife&rsquo;s white couch. (also
        &lsquo;Moly-disulfide&rsquo;)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>My Favorite Libation</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Chlorinated brake cleaner, &ldquo;my favorite libation, just another flavor.
        [Non-AvE word, just in this context.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>&mu;-Screwy (MI-cro SCREW-ee)</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>The name AvE gave his &ldquo;25 ton miniature screw press. The mu symbol &mu;
        is the SI prefix for &ldquo;micro. See also: Lil&rsquo; Screwy.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Milsucky</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>The Milwaukee Electric Tool Co. or any of their tools. Rarely,
        &ldquo;Milfucky. See also; &ldquo;Willfuckye.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Not Teabag</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Not too bad.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Never-Sneeze</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Anti-sieze. A compound for preventing damage or destruction to threads or
        certain threaded fasteners. &ldquo;Throw some never-sneeze on there what for
        reducing headaches down the road.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Off-site storage</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Where you store some of your tools. Also known as your neighbor&rsquo;s house
        because he borrowed the tool and didn&rsquo;t return it.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ol&rsquo; Girl</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>AvE&rsquo;s pet name for his well-loved, but clapped-out Bridgeport
        Mill.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pissy</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Pounds per Square Inch (PSI).</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pixies</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Electrons.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pixie Wrangler</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. Electrician. Coder/Programmer.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Percussive Maintenance</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The fine art of fixing things through the considered application of
        mechanical pressure. Or commonly, bashing things with a hammer. [Non-AvE
        word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Persuader</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A hammer or other large and heavy object used for fine adjustments in
        assembly - See also, jeweller's hammer.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Plumber for ones and zeros</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Programmer</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pokey Bit</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A male port on a machine or computer, a plug which could be
        &lsquo;poked&rsquo; into a port, or a probe tip.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pokey Bit Receptacle</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The female port, socket or other hole which is designed to receive a pokey
        bit.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Predator Vision</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>FLIR infrared heat sensing camera.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Prefamulated</td>

        <td>adj</td>

        <td>Fabricated in such a way that it is embedded or encased in some substance.
        &ldquo;It&rsquo;ll have nichrome wire all through here in a grid, and it&rsquo;s
        prefamulated in some silicone. [Non-AvE word - reference to
        &ldquo;Turbo-Encabulator]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Princess Auto</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>Princess Auto is Canada&rsquo;s answer to Harbor Freight. Home of
        &ldquo;Power Fist brand tools.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pug fuggly</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Ugly. [Non-AvE word - word play on &ldquo;fucking ugly and reference to ugly
        pug dogs.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Queso</td>

        <td>exp.</td>

        <td>Abbreviation of &ldquo;okay, so. From Spanish, &ldquo;cheese. See also;
        &ldquo;Con Carne.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Rectum-frier</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>Rectifier</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Recycled Toilet Paper</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Medium density fiberboard (MDF) made from sawdust and glue, pressed together
        at high temperatures and pressures. The worst kind of tree carcass product.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Red Green</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>1. A Canadian comedy TV show that AvE gets many references from. Worth
        checking out.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Red One</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. A common censoring of Red Cunt Hair, a precision machinists&rsquo; slang
        term for one thousandth (According to AVE&rsquo;s ruler) of an inch; 001
        &ldquo;Now we&rsquo;re within a red one on length. [Non-AvE word] See also,
        &ldquo;Blonde One. Other variations include &ldquo;Half Blonde, &ldquo;Black One,
        and &ldquo;Mediterranean.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Retrouded</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>Retreated. &ldquo;Gentlemen, we have retrouded back to the shop.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Rip-ums</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>RPMs, an acronym for Revolutions Per Minute, a common unit when measuring
        frequency of rotation.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Rocket Surgery</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A play on words which mixes two common metaphors: rocket science and brain
        surgery [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Safety Squints</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Squinting your eyes in substitution for actual safety glasses.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Safety M&rsquo;Glarses</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Actual safety glasses or other eye protection that provide a protective
        chooch factor greater than that of safety squints.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Scandihoovian</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Scandinavian, humorous. &ldquo;As the Scandihoovians say, this thing is
        yunk.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Shenzhen</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>All-encompassing term for sources of cheap Chinese electronics. Includes
        BangGood, GearBest, AliExpress, etc., and some eBay and Amazon sellers. [Non-AvE
        word. The name comes from the electronics &ldquo;retail capital of China,
        Huaqiangbei market in the city of Shenzhen, and its modern emplacement in the
        form of online retailers.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Shit the Bed</td>

        <td>exp</td>

        <td>Ceased to function, with the result of making a mess. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Shop Rat</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A metal shop worker. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Shmoo/Schmoo</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Gunk; any crusty or gooey residue, coating, or liquid lubricant. [Non-AvE
        word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Silly Con [Carne]</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Silicone sealant. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ll get some silly con carne, give &lsquo;er
        the ol&rsquo; bathtub routine. See also; &ldquo;Con Carne.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Skookem/Skookum (skew-come)</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Is working, good, sturdy, strong, well-built. This new blender is skookem.
        Often: &ldquo;a skookum choocher. [Non-AvE word; Chinook slang.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Skookumify</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To improve the design or construction of a product until it is genuinely
        skookum.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Sodding Iron</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Soldering Iron</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Son of a Diddly</td>

        <td>exp.</td>

        <td>Euphemistic variant of &ldquo;Son of a Bitch popularized if not created by
        The Simpsons&rsquo; Ned Flanders [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Spearamints</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Experiments</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Springamathing</td>

        <td>1. noun 2. verb</td>

        <td>1. A spring, or something springlike. 2. To spring out.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Sprung a Leak</td>

        <td>exp.</td>

        <td>Cut oneself; &lsquo;draw&rsquo; blood</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Stone-Flinger</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Lawn Mower; a machine used for cutting grass.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Summer teeth</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Teeth with a few missing; some&rsquo;re here, some&rsquo;re there. [Non-AvE
        word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Swedish Nut Lathe</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An adjustable wrench, often used to inadvertently round the flats off of
        hexagonal head fasteners. See also; &ldquo;Thumb-detecting nut fucker.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Tap water</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Just plain water from the tap. In Canuckistan it comes in big blocks you have
        to melt down. Not to be confused with tapping fluid. (Source and source)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Thou</td>

        <td>noun 1</td>

        <td>. Common shop abbreviation for one thousandth of an inch; 0.001 &ldquo;Seven
        sixteenths of course&hellip;7 thou. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Threaded carpenter&rsquo;s nail</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Wood screw.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Tighter than a dick&rsquo;s hat-band</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>Tight. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound
        up, or any number of situations where the word tight is used. Nobody seems to
        know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
        [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>T&rsquo;internets</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The internet. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Titty Bit</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>A small amount. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Titterpated</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>The state of having found something humorous.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Thumb-detecting nut fucker</td>

        <td>- noun</td>

        <td>1. An adjustable wrench with builtin hammer head. &ldquo;If the jaws
        don&rsquo;t round it off, the hammer sure can. 2. SH Hammer Head Miner&rsquo;s
        Wrench</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Thumb Detector</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Any hammer or mallet-like implement.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Thaitanium</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Any low-grade material (metals, plastics) originating from China/Taiwan. See
        also; &ldquo;Chinesium</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Tombstony</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>The look of a surface-mount resistor or capacitor that has been soldered
        upright, not flat with contact on both sides. Example usage, said on examination
        of a PCB: &ldquo;&hellip;Nothing tombstony. It all looks great.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Tree Carcass</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Wood, board, log, etc. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Triple Nickel</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. A 5 timer integrated circuit chip. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Unobtainium</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A material so precious and rare, it possesses god-like physical qualities,
        being perfect in every regard. [Non-AvE Word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Unobtanium Sintered Pixie Dust</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Material that is so amazing that when drill bits are made out of it,
        lubrication or cutting fluid is not needed. Most of AvE&rsquo;s drill bits are
        made of this apparently. (see &ldquo;Unobtainium)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>VFD</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Variable frequency drive electronic speed control system that enhances a mill
        or lathe&rsquo;s performance and features. [Non-Ave word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Vijayo</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. An encoded series of images, displayed in sequence, and synchronized with
        the recorded sounds of the images&rsquo; origin;Video.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Wank</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. BS &ldquo;the wank is strong with these ones, &ldquo;marketing wank.
        British slang for masturbation. [Non-AvE word.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Weeble Wobble</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Out of round or not spinning true.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>What-for</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. Enthusiastic effort. 2. Vigorous thrashing. Smashy smashy. &ldquo;Give it
        what-for. [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Widlar-izer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>1. A hammer or the technique of using a hammer to &ldquo;fix things. (With
        origins relating to Bob Widlar, an extraordinary electronic engineer and
        designer, who practiced pulverising a bad or faulty part that is at fault).The
        adjuster on an adjustable wrench. See Swedish Nut Lathe. [Non-AvE word]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Willfuckee</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>The Milwaukee Electric Tool Co. or any of their tools. See also;
        &ldquo;Milsucky.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Whipper Snipper</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>A weed-wacker/weed-eater/string trimmer. [Non-AvE word, common Canadian term
        for such.]</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Whiskey Dick Soft</td>

        <td>adj.</td>

        <td>Describes a soft material, opposite of hard as a coffin nail.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Yu Long Ding-Dong</td>

        <td>proper noun</td>

        <td>An &ldquo;engineer living in Guangzhou China who makes crappy items and puts
        them on Flea-Bay. (see &ldquo;Flea-Bay)</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Aluminium</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>The mispronunciation of the word Aluminum</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Angry pixie physical containment device</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A lithium-ion battery</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>America's favorite libation</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. America's favorite libation. 2. Manufactured by the San Diego,
        California-based WD-40 Company</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Annum</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Year</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Audiofools</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Audiophiles. 2.Those who believe that $3,500 cables let them hear the
        audio more clearly, when the music was originally created with $25 cables</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Battaria</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Battery, pronounced with a Spanish accent</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pronounced with a Spanish accent</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A circuit with one or more drops of epoxy obscuring a microchip or
        circuit</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Blueberry</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Bluetooth - the wireless communications protocol</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Brain box</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1. Micro-controller. 2. Microchip. 3.Processor.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Brain wave</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>An idea</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>British Columbia</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>1.A Canadian province.2.The supposed home of the AvE channel narrator.</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bull cook</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A person charged with cooking or chores at a remote camp</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bouton</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>French for "button"</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Burninator</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Soldering iron</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Buzzwiper simulated rice wine beverage</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Budweiser beer</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Baby Doll</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>Wife of video author Mother of Chickadee</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Backyardigans</td>

        <td>n</td>

        <td>A Canadian/American animated children's show that follows the adventures of
        Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they use their imaginations to
        transform their boring backyards into exciting locations and adventures</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Annum</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Year</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Foreplay</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Any introductory remarks Anything preceding the main content</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Empire of dirt</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The workshop The garage Wife's sewing room</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Baby Doll</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Wife of video author Mother of Chickadee Chickadee</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Frame you fack!</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>The frustrated exclamation of the user, to the user, to point the camera in
        the needed direction Focus you fack!</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chintzy</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Cheap or flimsy Not sturdy China Chinada Chinesium Hung Low Charlie</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Engelnerding</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>The practice of engineering Enginerd Plumber for ones and zeros
        Scienticians</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Especial</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Special Pronounced with a French or Spanish accent</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Adjustamente</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>adjustment able to be adjusted</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Metric fanboys</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Those who enthusiastically use the metric system Science</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Backyardigans</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A Canadian/American animated children's show that follows the adventures of
        Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they use their imaginations to
        transform their boring backyards into exciting locations and adventures
        Chickadee</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chooch</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To operate or move properly Choocher</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>America's favorite libation</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>WD-40, a penetrating oil and water displacing spray Manufactured by the San
        Diego, California-based WD-40 Company</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chinesium</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>That which comes from China Chinada China Chintzy Hung Low Charlie</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Foreskin</td>

        <td>nounverb</td>

        <td>Forethought Thinking ahead</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Rectum fryer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Rectifier A device that converts alternating current to direct current</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Focus you fack!</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>The frustrated demand of the camera to focus Frame you fack! Shirts!</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Home gamer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Those working at home or for personal enjoyment Those watching the videos for
        entertainment Those not in the trade</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Aluminium</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The mispronunciation of the word Aluminum</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hoo haa</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Female reproductive bits Hoo haa rattler Bull cook</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Angry pixie physical containment device</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A lithium-ion battery Pixie Pixie path Pixie wrangler</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Audiofools</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Audiophiles Those who believe that $3,500 cables let them hear the audio more
        clearly, when the music was originally created with $25 cables Muskick Ghetto
        blaster</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Enginerd</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Derogatory term for engineer Engelnerding Plumber for ones and zeros
        Professional Scienticians</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Corn Growers Association of America</td>

        <td></td>

        <td>Referring to those growers of corn in America whose growing of corn is
        subsidized by the American government Those who provide raw materials to the corn
        syrup manufacturing industry</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gweilo</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Chinese slang for Westerner Chew hai</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>In hammer we trust</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>A modification of the phrase "In God We Trust", the official motto of the
        United States of America United States of Freedom</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bouton</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>French for "button" United States of Freedom</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Great Canadian Wasteland</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Canada Canaderp Canuck Kanuckistan United States of Freedom</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Samasung</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Samsung The maker of everything on Earth The company that made US$
        305,000,000,000 in 2014 DeWalt DeWilt DeFault Crapsman Fruke Hack &amp; Wrecker
        Mastercrap Milfucky Stuper glue</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Peek under the skirts</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To look inside To inspect</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>O'smelloscope</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An oscilloscope A type of electric diagnostic tool Fluke</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hung Low Charlie</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Referring to a low cost, sometime low quality supplier from China China
        Chinada Chinesium Chintzy</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Guys on the tools</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Tradesmen Professional</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Milwaukee</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The Milwaukee Tool Corporation Now owned by the Taiwanese holding company
        Techtronic Industries, or TTI Whose other holdings include AeroScout Arial Avdel
        B &amp; D Bed-Check Best Access Systems Black &amp; Decker Blackhawk Blick (UK)
        Bostitch Britool C.J. Rush Industries (Canada) Convergent security solutions
        (CSS) Craftsman Cribmaster DeWalt Dodge (fastners) Dubuis Emhart Teknologies;
        later renamed Stanley Engineered Fastening EVS (Canada) Expert Facom (France)
        Frisco Bay Industries Ltd. (Canada) Frisco-ATMS (Canada) G&eacute;n&eacute;rale
        de Protection Gripco Guoqiang (GQ) Tools (China) HeliCoil Horst Sprenger GmbH
        (Germany) HSM Hugs Infant Protection iForm Infastech InnerSpace Intivid Solutions
        LaBounty Lista North America Mac Tools MasterFix (Europe) Micro-Tech Enterprises
        MyCall Niscayah AB NPR/POP Oldham Saw Company Passport Pastorino Pedz
        Porter-Cable Powers Fasteners Precision Hardware Proto RoamAlert Safemasters
        Sargent and Greenleaf, Inc. ScanModul Sidchrome Sielox Security Systems
        (Australia) Sonitrol SpaceTRAX Spiralock Stanley Access Technologies Stanley
        Assembly Technologies Stanley Door Closers Stanley Hand Tools Stanley Hand Tools
        Stanley Hardware Stanley Health Care Solutions Stanley Hydraulic Tools Stanley
        Oil &amp; Gas (CRC-Evans International) Stanley Supply &amp; Services Tabs Tucker
        UMP USAG (Italy) Vidmar Virax (France) WanderGuard Warren AeroScout Arial Avdel B
        &amp; D Bed-Check Best Access Systems Black &amp; Decker Blackhawk Blick (UK)
        Bostitch Britool C.J. Rush Industries (Canada) Convergent security solutions
        (CSS) Craftsman Cribmaster DeWalt Dodge (fastners) Dubuis Emhart Teknologies;
        later renamed Stanley Engineered Fastening EVS (Canada) Expert Facom (France)
        Frisco Bay Industries Ltd. (Canada) Frisco-ATMS (Canada) G&eacute;n&eacute;rale
        de Protection Gripco Guoqiang (GQ) Tools (China) HeliCoil Horst Sprenger GmbH
        (Germany) HSM Hugs Infant Protection iForm Infastech InnerSpace Intivid Solutions
        LaBounty Lista North America Mac Tools MasterFix (Europe) Micro-Tech Enterprises
        MyCall Niscayah AB NPR/POP Oldham Saw Company Passport Pastorino Pedz
        Porter-Cable Powers Fasteners Precision Hardware Proto RoamAlert Safemasters
        Sargent and Greenleaf, Inc. ScanModul Sidchrome Sielox Security Systems
        (Australia) Sonitrol SpaceTRAX Spiralock Stanley Access Technologies Stanley
        Assembly Technologies Stanley Door Closers Stanley Hand Tools Stanley Hand Tools
        Stanley Hardware Stanley Health Care Solutions Stanley Hydraulic Tools Stanley
        Oil &amp; Gas (CRC-Evans International) Stanley Supply &amp; Services Tabs Tucker
        UMP USAG (Italy) Vidmar Virax (France) WanderGuard Warren Milfucky Will fuck
        you</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gnarly</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>of a rough state done in a rough fashion</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Canadian pesos</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Canadian dollars Freedom bucks Doll hairs Dungarees Canucks</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Clipboard warriors</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Management Enginerd</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ghetto blaster</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A portable radio and cassette player, popular in the 1980's Muskick
        Audiofools</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ripum</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A pronunciation of RPM, or revolutions per minute</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>British Columbia</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A Canadian province The supposed home of the AvE channel narrator
        Kanuckistan</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Doctoral thesis</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td></td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chickadee</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A small girl that occasionally appears in videos Probably the daughter of the
        video author Enjoys dressing as a chicken Also known as "Chicken" Backyardigans
        Baby Doll</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Freedom bucks</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>American dollars Canadian pesos Doll hairs Dungarees</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Home Despot</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The Home Depot Homeless Despot Lowes Horror Fright</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ones and zero wranglers</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Someone who works with electronics An electrical engineer Someone who works
        with digital information or equipment Ones and zeros</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ones and zeros</td>

        <td>nounadjective</td>

        <td>A stream of data Code or instructions for a computer digital Confuser Gargler
        Ones and zero wranglers</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>A loose wing nut on the steering wheel</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>Referring to an issue with the driver or operator</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Royal teeth</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Uneven</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Milfucky</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An American brand of tools Milwaukee DeWalt DeWilt DeFault Crapsman Fruke
        Hack &amp; Wrecker Mastercrap Samasung Stuper glue</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hive mind</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A group of people thinking together The users of the Internet</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Half a bee's dick</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Very close A small measurement</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hoo haa rattler</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A device for stimulating the hoo haa Hoo haa Bull cook</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Muskick</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Music Ghetto blaster Audiofools</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Rattle factor</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>The quality of workmanship or manufacture Skookum</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dungarees</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Dollars Jeans Freedom bucks Canadian pesos Doll hairs</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Tallest rocket on the launch pad</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Smartest kid in the room Most able Sharpest bowling ball in the shed</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>The usual suspects</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The supply stores or websites often used for supplies Fleabay Horror Fright
        Home Despot</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Stove pipe</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Chimney Conduit for Santa santa</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hard as a coffin nail</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Very hard</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Brain wave</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An idea</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gargler</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A computer Brain box Confuser Jazz hand routine Ones and zeros</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>The frozen shit-hole of Hoth</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Canada Kanuckistan</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pan of ice</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Panavise A multi position vice that holds objects at nearly any angle</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Horror Fright</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Harbor Freight Home Despot</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hunt and pecker routine</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>Typing Jazz hand routine</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Zed</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The Commonwealth pronunciation of the English letter Z (zee) Derived from the
        Greek zeta</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Canaderp</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Canada Canuck Great Canadian Wasteland Kanuckistan</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Jay-Ay-Pan</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Japan, the country</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Ronald McNolald birthday party</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Something that produces a great amount of noise; electrical or acoustic</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Coal fired</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Strong Skookum</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Safety squints</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Improvised eye protection by squinting the eyelids, thus lowering the chance
        of injury to the eye Safety McGlasses</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Go carts with wings</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A small plane, usually usually propeller driven, and used to access remote
        areas where larger planes cannot</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Gettin' spot</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Store A location for obtaining items Home Despot</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Chinada</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A reference to the abundance of items in Canada made in China China Chintzy
        Chinesium Hung Low Charlie</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Crapsman</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Craftsman A Sears brand DeFault Fruke Hack &amp; Wrecker Mastercrap Milfucky
        Samasung Stuper glue</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Crapacitor</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Capacitor</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Buzzwiper simulated rice wine beverage</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Budweiser beer</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>The cock for dolly</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The right tool for the job The piece that fits</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>China</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A mysterious place that manufactures things in both high and low quality and
        of authentic and questionable origin Chinada Chintzy Chinesium Hung Low
        Charlie</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Stuper glue</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Super glue One of many cyanoacrylates DeWilt DeFault Crapsman Fruke Hack
        &amp; Wrecker Mastercrap Milfucky Samasung</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Tea bag</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Too bad For example "Not tea bag"</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Stupervisor</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A derogatory term for supervisor</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Canuck</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Slang for a Canadian Canaderp Canadian pesos Great Canadian Wasteland
        Kanuckistan</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Hack</td>

        <td></td>

        <td></td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pixie wrangler</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Someone or something that manipulates electricity, more specifically,
        electrons Angry pixie physical containment device Pixie Pixie path</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Mastercrap</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The Mastercraft manufacturer of tools Crapsman DeFault Fruke Hack &amp;
        Wrecker Milfucky Samasung Stuper glue</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Battaria</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Battery Pronounced with a Spanish accent</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Sili con carne</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Slang for silicon</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Choocher</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Something that chooches Chooch</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Homeless Despot</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The Home Depot Home Despot</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Frankenstein</td>

        <td></td>

        <td>Fahrenheit F = C * 9/5 + 32 Science</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Favorite contemporary poet</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Freddie Mercury Lead singer, songwriter, and producer of the 80's rock group,
        Queen Another one buys the duster</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Milwaukee Workshop</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A reference to PBS' "The New Yankee Workshop" where video editing omitted
        hard and repetetive work United States of Freedom</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Brain box</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Micro-controller Microchip Processor Confuser Gargler Jazz hand routine Ones
        and zeros</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>COB</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An acronym meaning "circuit on board"</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Fruke</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The likely unlicensed and inferior Chinese version of a Fluke product DeWilt
        DeFault Crapsman Hack &amp; Wrecker Mastercrap Milfucky Samasung Stuper glue</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Comptroller</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Controller</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Will fuck you</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The Milwaukee manufacturing company Milwaukee Milfucky DeWalt DeWilt DeFault
        Crapsman Fruke Hack &amp; Wrecker Mastercrap Samasung Stuper glue</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Bull cook</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A person charged with cooking or chores at a remote camp Hoo haa Hoo haa
        rattler</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Loose in the hips</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Not tight Able to move when not intended</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Dinosaur squeezings</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Any product derived from petrochemicals Usually a liquid organic
        lubricant</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Safety McGlasses</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Safety glasses Safety squints</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Corntact</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>A warning that something is going to start To become dangerous</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Doll hairs</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Dollars Freedom bucks Canadian pesos</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Pissin' with the cock you got</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To use what is available</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Confuser</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Computer Brain box Gargler Jazz hand routine Ones and zeros</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Smack and Check Her</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Black &amp; Decker</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>Burninator</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Soldering iron</td>
      </tr>

      <tr>
        <td>DeFault</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Slang for DeWalt, an American brand of tools DeWalt DeWilt Crapsman Fruke
        Hack &amp; Wrecker Mastercrap Milfucky Samasung Stuper glue</td>
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        <td>Triple nickle timer</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The ubiquitous 555 timer chip The most popular integrated circuit ever
        produced Estimated that over one billion are produced every year Wikipedia</td>
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        <td>In through the out door</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>Doing something backward Doing something the wrong way</td>
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        <td>Non-practicing vegetarian</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Someone working in the metal arts Someone who is not in the woodworking
        arts</td>
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        <td>Fingered</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>Slang for figured Assumed</td>
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        <td>Piston&eacute;</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A piston</td>
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        <td>U.S. and A.</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>The United States of America United States of Freedom</td>
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        <td>To kill you shots</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Slang for tequila shots</td>
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        <td>Fabricobler</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To build or create A combination of the words fabricating and cobblering</td>
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        <td>Fluke</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A company that produces measurement equipment Fruke O'smelloscope</td>
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        <td>Fat fuck in the pantsuit</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Santa Claus Sinterclaus</td>
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        <td>Sherlock Holms routine</td>

        <td>verb</td>

        <td>To examine a device or circuit to understand how it works</td>
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        <td>Jeezlus</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>Jesus Friend of the Father and the Holy Ghost Son of God</td>
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        <td>Blob on board</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A circuit with one or more drops of epoxy obscuring a microchip or
        circuit</td>
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        <td>Plumber for ones and zeros</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An electrician An electrical engineer Engelnerding Enginerd Scienticians</td>
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        <td>Schmoo</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A viscous or slimy substance The byproduct of worn surfaces Shirts!</td>
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        <td>Vidjayo</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A video</td>
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        <td>Pixie</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An electron Forms electricity when in groups Angry pixie physical containment
        device Pixie path Pixie wrangler</td>
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        <td>DeWalt</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>An American brand of tools Sells re-branded versions of tools from the Black
        &amp; Decker Corporation DeWilt DeFault</td>
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        <td>Many ways to fricassee a cat</td>

        <td>phrase</td>

        <td>Many ways to skin a cat Many ways to fix a problem</td>
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        <td>Satisfactin'</td>

        <td>adjective</td>

        <td>Satisfying</td>
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        <td>Scienticians</td>

        <td>noun</td>

        <td>A pronunciation of 'scientists' Engelnerding Enginerd Plumber for ones and
        zeros</td>
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